What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

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Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-”She is very sexyful!”

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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